Ghost potty: The kind where you feel the potty come out, but there is no potty in the toilet.
 
Clean potty: The kind where you potty it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
 
Wet potty: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.
 
Second Wave potty: This happens when you’re done pottying- and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to potty some more.
 
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-potty: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
 
Gassy potty: It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
 
Drinker potty: The kind of potty you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
 
Lincoln Log potty: The kind of potty that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
 
Corn potty: Self-explanatory.
 
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-tat potty: The kind where you want to potty but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
 
Spinal Tap potty: That's where it hurts so badly coming out; you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
 
Wet Cheeks potty (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
 
Liquid potty: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
 
Mexican potty: It smells so bad your nose burns.
 
The Surprise potty: Your not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but oops.......a potty!!!
 
The Dangling potty: This potty refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done potting it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose!